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『 Roxas 』 ([personal profile] desenchanter) wrote2014-01-16 02:47 pm

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cutlery: (the cats did not like the bbq sauce)

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[personal profile] cutlery 2015-02-17 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: michaelis.sebastian@cdc.org

Do pardon the message, but Mr. Vakarian advised I contact you. I am looking for a "cute" name (his suggestion was Sparklepuffluffspotsomething) for a creature I found on today's expedition.

FROM: michaelis.sebastian@cdc.org

If you have any suggestions, I would quite appreciate it.

...And as a small warning, the image may be startling. The Lothlo have an unusual appearance.

ATTACHED: lothlo.jpg
cutlery: (she's in cahoots with the hoots)

[personal profile] cutlery 2015-02-17 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: michaelis.sebastian@cdc.org

I do know, yes. I find it has a bit of charm, but it seems I am the only one to think so...


FROM: michaelis.sebastian@cdc.org

That I do not know, however. Mr. Vakarian merely recommended you as someone that may have suggestions. My apologies if this was in error.
cutlery: (the "Why Five")

[personal profile] cutlery 2015-02-17 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: michaelis.sebastian@cdc.org

I see... Those all do have quite a good sound to them, yes.


FROM: michaelis.sebastian@cdc.org

This question may seem unrelated, but I promise, it is pertinent: do you have any friends that you find particularly, shall we say, grumpy?
cutlery: (trade his son for a car and a goat)

[personal profile] cutlery 2015-02-17 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: michaelis.sebastian@cdc.org

Perfect. Which of your suggestions do you think they would find particularly embarrassing to say regularly?
cutlery: ("Fart" monogrammed pajamas)

[personal profile] cutlery 2015-02-17 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: michaelis.sebastian@cdc.org

Excellent! That is exactly the sort of thing I was looking for... Do you think any of the charm would be lost if it were to be Young Master Twinkle Toes Pumpkin Pie?
cutlery: (are you sure this isn't from an anime?)

[personal profile] cutlery 2015-02-17 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: michaelis.sebastian@cdc.org

That would be quite a mouthful, though! Though admittedly, so is Young Master Twinkle Toes Pumpkin Pie, but it can be shortened to Young Master Twinkle, or something like that.
cutlery: (just delete System32)

[personal profile] cutlery 2015-02-17 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: michaelis.sebastian@cdc.org

Indeed. And thank you very much for your contribution, by the way! I am glad to have assistance, since I am not well-versed in this area.
cutlery: (hate from a child is the most precious)

[personal profile] cutlery 2015-02-17 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: michaelis.sebastian@cdc.org

Skills as to be expected from a high-class English butler circa 1880 AD, including but not limited to the following: gourmet cooking, efficient cleaning, extreme athleticism.


[ is this verbatim from his file? maybe... ]
cutlery: (is he kissing his own hand?)

[personal profile] cutlery 2015-02-18 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: michaelis.sebastian@cdc.org

Is that so? You must come from a very strange place, in that case, if your clocks may talk.
mousquetaire: (s o u l f u l)

[personal profile] mousquetaire 2015-02-18 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: dartagnan@cdc.org

From the what?
mousquetaire: (s i d e e y e)

[personal profile] mousquetaire 2015-02-19 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: dartagnan@cdc.org

That's helpful of them. They're from your world, I take it? I think we'd have a job finding that sort of service here.
mousquetaire: (d i s a p p o i n t)

[personal profile] mousquetaire 2015-02-19 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: dartagnan@cdc.org

Saying that, Garrus was able to buy charms on Selena. He gave one to me. Is that the kind of thing you mean?

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